Super!

MLC (my superannuation company) have sent me a statement saying that the interest on my investment over the past year was minus 14.75% and that they have charged me $64.20 in account keeping fees for this excellent management of my funds.

It must be great to be in an industry where the customers are required by law to buy your product. My only alternative to MLC is another licensed super fund all of whom no doubt performed in the "13-16% worse than sticking it under a mattress" range.